tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16886725.post114950406082166223..comments2024-02-06T00:03:37.928+11:00Comments on twobluefish: Easter Monkey On A DoilyLee Bemrosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06707770188310080355noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16886725.post-1149845700212641672006-06-09T19:35:00.000+10:002006-06-09T19:35:00.000+10:00Some weird things have been said on this blog, and...Some weird things have been said on this blog, and not all by me. "Someone got their grandmother to mount a chocolate monkey" has got to be up there.Lee Bemrosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06707770188310080355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16886725.post-1149822148002279712006-06-09T13:02:00.000+10:002006-06-09T13:02:00.000+10:00Answer:The doily is there because someone got thei...Answer:<BR/>The doily is there because someone got their Grandmother to mount the chocolate monkey (that sounds a bit wrong). She thought it would look neat (my word, not hers) to have it on a doily. After all, when you're aged and possibly senile, EVERYTHING looks good on a doily.<BR/><BR/>And Snowflake is still alive, but hangs out with Elvis now. They run a 7-eleven somewhere in Somalia. I think Angelina bumped into them the last time she was their showing the locals how many kids she could juggle at once.Boy Wonderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07464838504880774869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16886725.post-1149661880772140652006-06-07T16:31:00.000+10:002006-06-07T16:31:00.000+10:00Ah yes. Snowflake was his name. He was on postcard...Ah yes. Snowflake was his name. He was on postcards everywhere. It's kind of sad that he died, but then he lived to an old age and had heaps of offspring and would probably never have had such a good life in the wild. Sad he died, good that he had a long life.<BR/><BR/>They should have made this one out of white chocolate.Lee Bemrosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06707770188310080355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16886725.post-1149629478163804862006-06-07T07:31:00.000+10:002006-06-07T07:31:00.000+10:00You weird, me like... Note: the chocolate gorilla ...You weird, me like... <BR/><BR/>Note: the chocolate gorilla could be a buddy of the famous albino gorilla who lived in the zoo in Barcelona. Don't know for sure, but they were awfully proud on that big ape. <BR/><BR/>He's dead now...something to do with you Jesus? Perform a miracle and bring that big hairy beast back to the world of the living... Then I'm a believer.Zoomfreakyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14118171669209806631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16886725.post-1149580272008038982006-06-06T17:51:00.000+10:002006-06-06T17:51:00.000+10:00That's no way to talk to Jesus Christ.That's no way to talk to Jesus Christ.Lee Bemrosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06707770188310080355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16886725.post-1149576913395999182006-06-06T16:55:00.000+10:002006-06-06T16:55:00.000+10:00Totally. How did you know that? You really must be...Totally. How did you know that? You really must be Jesus Christ.Lee Bemrosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06707770188310080355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16886725.post-1149576851773538752006-06-06T16:54:00.000+10:002006-06-06T16:54:00.000+10:00You're working in your shop today, aren't you Quic...You're working in your shop today, aren't you Quick. And although it was busy earlier on, it's a bit quiet now, isn't it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16886725.post-1149576482388976742006-06-06T16:48:00.000+10:002006-06-06T16:48:00.000+10:00Of course it's possible to be a big picture guy wh...Of course it's possible to be a big picture guy who thinks of the little things. Just look at your Dad.Lee Bemrosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06707770188310080355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16886725.post-1149576386189615052006-06-06T16:46:00.000+10:002006-06-06T16:46:00.000+10:00That's one of the many qualities I like about you,...That's one of the many qualities I like about you, Quick, you're a big picture guy who thinks of the little things... I think it's possible to be a big picture guy who thinks of the little things...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16886725.post-1149576240686513412006-06-06T16:44:00.000+10:002006-06-06T16:44:00.000+10:00It's funny you should mention that Jesus, because ...It's funny you should mention that Jesus, because I was wondering the same thing. Like, if it was solid, how would you eat it? You'd have to amputate bits of him with a hacksaw, and it would just feel weird sawing off his fingers one at a time. So I think he must be hollow - which then raises the question of how he got there. A monkey that big and hollow would have to be transported with a great deal of care and skill. Imagine if you accidentally poked a hole through his head. So in the same way you have removalists who specialise in transporting grand pianos, are there specialists trained in transporting large hollow chocolate monkeys?<BR/><BR/>The doily really disturbs me. It's completely wrong. I don't know what they were thinking.Lee Bemrosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06707770188310080355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16886725.post-1149575788623618742006-06-06T16:36:00.000+10:002006-06-06T16:36:00.000+10:00Well I've been a bit of a lurker for a while now a...Well I've been a bit of a lurker for a while now and thought it was about time I joined in. I like this blog. I like the way you can go somewhere as totally awesome as Spain with its art and natural beauty, and you come back with a photo of a chocolate gorilla. That shows a lot of... erm... something. I'm not sure what it is, but I kinda like it. <BR/><BR/>About the gorilla - do you reckon it was solid chocolate or hollow?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16886725.post-1149575267585379072006-06-06T16:27:00.000+10:002006-06-06T16:27:00.000+10:00Get the fuck outa here! The Son of God? Posting co...Get the fuck outa here! The Son of God? Posting comments on my blog? And I thought it was cool when Henry Rollins and Iggy Pop and the late Joey Ramone were posting on my blog. This is way cooler.Lee Bemrosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06707770188310080355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16886725.post-1149574962758896732006-06-06T16:22:00.000+10:002006-06-06T16:22:00.000+10:00Who's pretending? I'm the real deal, your Lord and...Who's pretending? I'm the real deal, your Lord and Saviour.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16886725.post-1149574719951669032006-06-06T16:18:00.000+10:002006-06-06T16:18:00.000+10:00Erm... Between you and me, I think it's a little m...Erm... Between you and me, I think it's a little more blasphemous to pretend to be Jesus christ to post on someone's blog.Lee Bemrosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06707770188310080355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16886725.post-1149574599670238482006-06-06T16:16:00.000+10:002006-06-06T16:16:00.000+10:00Careful, Quick. I like you and everything, but I'm...Careful, Quick. I like you and everything, but I'm not sure I'm so keen on the subtle undercurrent of blasphemy. There's the shadow of sarcasm in evidence in this post, almost like you don't take my resurrection seriously. I'd hate to have to smite such a, you know, cool guy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com