Introverted Nipples

Highlight of the weekend? Toss up between The Dreaded One and me playing our second Stompy & Grumpy set in front of a clubful of bouncy humans, and finding myself in a bath-warm inflatable kiddies wading pool with three gorgeous women, one of whom is a federal police officer who insists on getting her boobs out to show us her inverted nipples.

It just doesn't happen often enough.