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Sunday, June 24, 2007
Grand And Noble Achievements
This man has about three hundred million dollars... say it slowly... threeeee huuuuundred miiiiillion dooooollars... because he made a little white ball go into a hole lots of times. Clever man. Clever mankind.
Blimey. I can do that with two little white balls. Someone give me a couple of million! (Had to be careful there... I nearly said 'money', and opened myself up to all sorts of mockery...) Clever mankind indeed.
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3 comments:
he has about 200 million now ... *chuckles madly*
*sigh*
onya greg.
Blimey. I can do that with two little white balls. Someone give me a couple of million! (Had to be careful there... I nearly said 'money', and opened myself up to all sorts of mockery...)
Clever mankind indeed.
That's right Mel - what a loser. Only 200 million? Pfft.
Hello La Muck. Where'd you come from then? And are you coming back or what?
I wish I had taken the putting of balls in holes a bit more seriously.
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