Some of our Argentinian Shortbread & dolce de leche biscuits had crumbled under the weight of being the best biscuit on Gertrude Street, so we broke them up and offered them as samples to our customers, putting them in a little bowl on the service counter.
A customer asked what the samples are.
Grumpy: "They are broken fragments of our Argentinian shortbread filled with dolce de leche. Please, help yourself."
Customer noms in. Offers broken fragments to her friends.
As as they all start to eat and make phwoar noises...
Grumpy: "Yeah - they all fell on the floor and broke into pieces, but rather than waste them we swept them up and thought we'd share them with our customers."
A customer asked what the samples are.
Grumpy: "They are broken fragments of our Argentinian shortbread filled with dolce de leche. Please, help yourself."
Customer noms in. Offers broken fragments to her friends.
As as they all start to eat and make phwoar noises...
Grumpy: "Yeah - they all fell on the floor and broke into pieces, but rather than waste them we swept them up and thought we'd share them with our customers."
2 comments:
HAHAHAHA!
I did this again, Y. They sprayed crumbs as they laughed :)
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