So a customer walks into the cafe and smiles at me. She whispers
something inaudible to me because she is talking on her phone. I Marcel
Marceau back to her that I have no idea what she just whispered to me.
Phone firmly pressed to ear, she whispers again and points to the
display cabinet, her pointing finger way out of my eyeline. I walk
around to her side of the display cabinet. "Quinoa salad," she seems to
whisper while pointing frantically, precious phone pressed to her fucking ear.
Back around on the service side, I see that she has turned away to keep
talking and to get a drink from the drink fridge. Does she want the
quinoa salad to eat in? Take away? Small? Large? I wait for a few
moments and she turns back around. I hold up a small take away container
as a starting point. She nods and keeps talking into her phone. I fill
the container with her salad, put it on the counter and mime ask if she
needs a fork (some customers already have them back oat the office or
whatever). She nods, phone still connected to head.
Back with the fork, she is whispering some secret at me again, protecting her phone from the secrets of this whisper. I'm all palms up and French mime shrug. She cups a hand over her phone and whispers a little louder, "I wanted a large salad."
Oh fuck me did you now? Really? I'm supposed to have just known that by some kind of magic, am I? Especially after I showed you the small take away container and you nodded while chatting to your phone. I say a different, more polite version of this to her as I open the small take away container and start to fill a large take away container.
By this time she has finished this precious phone chat and seems pissed off with me for fucking up her order.
"No look really," she snippety snips, having at last found an actual voice, "I don't think I will have anything now. No."
She puts her drink back in the fridge because clearly I am being a totally unreasonable cunt, and she goes about fucking the fuck off.
"Oh thank you for that," I call after her. "And by the way - I'm soooo going to tell Facebook about this. And my legions of friends are all going to show how much they dislike you by liking this post and leaving comments like "What a fucking rude bitch!" and..."I can't believe how rude some people are!" and... and "No one treats Black Rainbow like that and gets away with it!" and maybe things like "I ever bump into you, dumb phone head, I'm going to punch you right in your fucking ear."
Thank you for letting me vent.
Back with the fork, she is whispering some secret at me again, protecting her phone from the secrets of this whisper. I'm all palms up and French mime shrug. She cups a hand over her phone and whispers a little louder, "I wanted a large salad."
Oh fuck me did you now? Really? I'm supposed to have just known that by some kind of magic, am I? Especially after I showed you the small take away container and you nodded while chatting to your phone. I say a different, more polite version of this to her as I open the small take away container and start to fill a large take away container.
By this time she has finished this precious phone chat and seems pissed off with me for fucking up her order.
"No look really," she snippety snips, having at last found an actual voice, "I don't think I will have anything now. No."
She puts her drink back in the fridge because clearly I am being a totally unreasonable cunt, and she goes about fucking the fuck off.
"Oh thank you for that," I call after her. "And by the way - I'm soooo going to tell Facebook about this. And my legions of friends are all going to show how much they dislike you by liking this post and leaving comments like "What a fucking rude bitch!" and..."I can't believe how rude some people are!" and... and "No one treats Black Rainbow like that and gets away with it!" and maybe things like "I ever bump into you, dumb phone head, I'm going to punch you right in your fucking ear."
Thank you for letting me vent.
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