So in a really exciting piece of news... I get an email out of the blue from this guy who wants to catch up for a beer. Says we have a lot of catching up to do. I tell him I don't know anyone called Desmond but he insists we go way back.Turns out he's my long-lost 70's pornstar identical twin brother Desmond. And I'm like, "Oh that Desmond! Desmond 'Money Shot' Bemrose! Too cool!"
Fuck, man, good times.
I'll bring him along to the next doof.
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Wow wow! I can hear the porn music in the background. But the name Desmond unfortunately makes me think of Desmond Tutu and last I heard he hasn't been in the porn scene in quite some time...
Well I'm sorry the name doesn't work for you but Mum and Dad called him Desmond 'Money Shot', so that's his name. Guess they knew what his chosen profession was going to be too.
Dude - I changed my name when I moved to Hollywoods. I'm Bradlee Pittstreetmall now. Just thought I'd let you know. Man we have a lot to catch up on.
Like, totally freaky, man!
you've changed :p
oh and
!!!
hahaha
It's not me. It's my bro Des. And that was a shameless misuse of !'s. You know how I feel about that.
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