Sweeping through the cafe, I saw a table that needed to be cleared. The couple had finished eating and were talking, I told them I'd clear the plate and soup bowl away. I picked up the lady's plate and started to slide the guy's soup bowl on its wooden board to the edge of the table so that I could pick it up. But it seemed to be stuck to the table. It wasn't budging.
Grumpy [internal monologue]: What the hell is going on here? It's like this board is stuck to the table or something. It's almost like the guy is holding onto it from the other end or something. It's really confusing and the longer it goes on the more embarrassing it's getting. It feels like I've been trying to pick the thing up for ages. I must look like such a useless twat.
Customer: It's very good lamb, vegetable and lentil soup. Do you mind if I finish it?
I then see that the customer has indeed been holding on to the other end of the board. There are still a couple of spoonfuls of soup left.
Grumpy: Oh my God I'm so sorry. How embarrassing. Of course. Take your time. No rush. What a twat. Not you - me. Me twat.
Customer, smirking: It's okay. Tell the chef it really is very good soup.
Grumpy [internal monologue]: What the hell is going on here? It's like this board is stuck to the table or something. It's almost like the guy is holding onto it from the other end or something. It's really confusing and the longer it goes on the more embarrassing it's getting. It feels like I've been trying to pick the thing up for ages. I must look like such a useless twat.
Customer: It's very good lamb, vegetable and lentil soup. Do you mind if I finish it?
I then see that the customer has indeed been holding on to the other end of the board. There are still a couple of spoonfuls of soup left.
Grumpy: Oh my God I'm so sorry. How embarrassing. Of course. Take your time. No rush. What a twat. Not you - me. Me twat.
Customer, smirking: It's okay. Tell the chef it really is very good soup.
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