Dead chicks I'd have a threesome with: Dora Maar, Gertrude Bell, and Amelia Earhart. (I booked in an extra in case one of the others couldn't make it).
These people are amazing women.
If two of them got jealous, I'd probably stay faithful to Dora Maar. Picasso wasn't worthy.
But then,she was soooo blindly in love with him that she probably wouldn't see that he was unworthy because he was so great and so famous with his paint and art and yadyada, and I'm just me with my nothing and more nothing and my Australian accent which totally sucks compared to even the worst European accent, let alone the Spanish and Italian ones which are just crazy hot. So Dora probably wouldn't even glance at me. Probably wouldn't know I existed, if we existed at the same time.
Good thing I made arrangements with Gertrude and Amelia.
Have you ever thought about your dream menage a trois with dead people?
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