Tuesday, October 30, 2012

50 Shades Of Thorpe

Ian Thorpe, can you possibly be any more pathetically self-absorbed? There are people with real problems and you whine about your pseudo alcohol problems and your depression and your... oh really. Please. Just shut up. I'm sure your poorly written book will do well, just like 50 Shades has done well.

Because the masses know awesome, don't they. And your book is awesome.


1 comment:

Ian Thorpe said...

You are such a mean bitch. I want to slap you so bad, you big meanie.