One By One

Today's happy thought: We are all going to die. But not all together. Our deaths will happen slowly and sadly, one by one.

I Have Of Late - But Wherefore I Know Not - Lost All My Mirth...

Back in the day when I started this blog, the whole point was to train myself to see the funny shit that is going on all around us, all the time. You can see shit happening and go hey, that's fucked up, or you can see shit happening and go hey that's fucked up, but imagine if this unexpected funny thing happened... how funny would that be? Or imagine seeing it from this angle? How great would that be?

Squint a little and you will see it.

Sadly, I don't have any of that left. Apparently I have lost my mirth.

In The Shop Of Infinite Sadness

Hello.

Hello.

How you?

I sad.

Oh.

How You?

I sad too.

Oh. How sad?

Hmm. How to say... I sadder than yesterday.

Oh.

But not as sad as I will be tomorrow.

Ah. That is sad.

No, that is not sad.

It's not sad?

No. It is happy.

How so?

This is the least sad I will ever be.

Ah. You are wise. This is the least sad I will ever be too.

Oh. Okay then. Bye bye.

Bye bye. I see you again tomorrow.

Yes, see you tomorrow. Bye.

See you.