I cannot fucking believe that those utter bastards awarded MY tiara and MY sash to some other fucker. God, this whole thing is a travesty! Old people and pooh... when was that ever funny? Bah! Everything can just go to hell's pottie.
(Was being ironic, for those not familiar with me).
For those who are familiar with me, I'm still in a mood. A mood. Will be away for a bit, more than likely. But do come back. Please do. I'll be happy and silly again, and we can laugh about those golden days of wine and roses...
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7 comments:
You're fabulous (and so is Katy Newton). Of course you deserved the award (and so did Katy).
Why thank you, Z. And yes, Katy Newton is indeed very fabulous.
But the thought of MY tiara on the head of another person... breaks my heart.
You know you are the one we want sashaying down to some 90s washed up singer doing 'you are so bewdiful, 'er talented' whilst crying rivers of black tears and thinking 'suffer in your britches' -
you'll get 'em next time -
Utter travesty. But Katy's really good, too. And IT IS nice to share. I give it two days before you're back up and have reclaimed your crown.
Thanks Mel. I'll have my day. One day, I'll sashay... somewhere, and someone will say to their friend, "Hey look how great that guy sashays. He's the best sashayer ever."
But I don't think it will be in the next two days, Kathryn. Soon, though. Hopefully.
Ssh, sshh, don't cwy, I will send you youw vewy own tiawa, what do you want on it, diamonds or sapphires? [Fake of course, I can't afford the real thing].
One way or the other it has to be the real thing, Miss Gyal, or I do not want to know about it.
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