Thursday, March 03, 2011

Bek's Mum's Undies

This will possibly be the laziest (and earliest) Grumpy column ever. It's a copy & pasted conversation I had today on Facebook.


A friend is coming to visit and is bringing tutus made in Thailand for The Dreaded One. There have been jokes about the tutus really being for me. I simply posted a slightly whimsical, single line which turned into a bit of a crisis. Enjoy...

Lee Bemrose is lost but occasionally happy. Thinks it will be fine.


Bek You will be fine. I am bringing tutus and mum to melbs. xx

14 hours ago · LikeUnlike

Lee Bemrose Tutus and... why the hell did I just think 'no undies' when you said mum? Am I that perverted or was there a story about your mum and no undies... oh this is a horrible way to start the day.

10 hours ago · LikeUnlike

Bek It was indeed mentioned in my blog. Also, she is going to KILL ME if you mention this in her presence. And, I will make sure she is fully clothed at all times.

3 hours ago · LikeUnlike

Lee Bemrose Phew. Also - mention it? I don't even want to think it. That's gone and done it - I will think it in her presence and smirk and you will know what I'm smirking at and smirk and she will ask what all the smirking is about and I'll snortle which will make you snortle and... oh dear. We're in trouble now.

3 hours ago · LikeUnlike

Bek i think she will know already since she can see this in her feed.... ><>

2 hours ago · LikeUnlike

Lee Bemrose No. Really? Oh... can we delete something? Can we delete everything? Seriously - what does one do in a situation like this?

2 hours ago · LikeUnlike


Bek I don't know! I've never been in this situation before.

2 hours ago · LikeUnlike

Lee Bemrose Your previous comment required an exclamation mark or italics to fully convey the, erm, squirminess of the situation. If you come up with anything, let me know. Must think of what to do... what would Thor do in a situation like this?

2 hours ago · LikeUnlike

Lee Bemrose I just thought of something. We can pretend we forgot to sign out and someone else wrote all of this and the real Lee and Bek don't know what we're... what they're talking about. Will that work?

2 hours ago · LikeUnlike

Bek HEY, i didn't write this!! What the? How the? OH, I left myself signed into Facebook - someone must have written all that other stuff. Oh silly me!

2 hours ago · LikeUnlike

Lee Bemrose Whoa - me too! I forgot to sign out of Facebook and while I wasn't looking someone else came along and wrote all this stuff that I would NEVER write. That's the last time I forget to sign out of Facebook... (do you think it's working?)

2 hours ago · LikeUnlike

Bek not sure, I'll have to ask mum...

about an hour ago · LikeUnlike


Lee Bemrose Let me know how it goes. I personally don't think it's going to work. Will try to come up with a Plan B.

about an hour ago · LikeUnlike


4 comments:

Guyana-Gyal said...

Foot in mouth and all! haha.

Lee said...

I will probably be meting Bek's mum for the first time soon and she has read that conversation and... oh dear. Awkward? Just a bit.

Incidentally, GG - have you read Bek's blog? She's a very good writer.

Guyana-Gyal said...

I'll check out her blog later...now I must go wash slush from our driveway.

Lee said...

Slush?

Also, I forgot to say that Bek's blog is Farrang Girl... not the current name but the one I still have as the link. Oz expat living in Bangkok.