Am in Byron for a couple more hours before heading to Exodus Live in Tenterfield. Roughing it again for a few days of party mayhem.
Get this though - spent the night in a cute little motel. Woke up to a gorgeous Byron day of sunshine, pleasant humidity, the buzz of holiday in the air. Showered, started moving our stuff back into the car, and the hotel lady (sweet 60-ish year old) bumps into us and greets us not with a "good morning" or "nice day", instead she smiles sweetly and says in her nice 60-ish year old voice, "Have you been to an orgy?"
What the hell is that all about?
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3 comments:
What did you reply??????
Dying to know. And if you said nothing and walked away, just make up something good.
Haha. Did you ask her what she meant??? Yes, what did you say?
I kind of ignored her, thinking I can't deal with this right now, Ann can deal with it. I wasn't even sure at first if that's what she said. Then inside the car I asked Ann, "What the hell did she just say?"
"She asked if we'd had an orgy. She asked twice."
"What did you tell her?"
"I didn't know what to say, so I told her we were on our way to a nice three day outdoor party and that it's a nice day."
Then...
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