Sunday, February 22, 2009
Things I Really Like
Penguins, obviously. This was Flappy. The rest of the penguins just blobbed about, but this guy flapped about and tried to get all the attention.
Strawberries that fill your mouth with STRAWBERRY!
Ripe paw paw.
People who send a message via whatever media saying "Been thinking of you."
Russian accents in the local supermarket.
Music... oh fuck I really like music.
My speakers. Oh fuck I really like my sound system. I need the music.
But what I really like at the moment is when some guy, not doing well in life, stands at the shopping centre exit with a hat out asking for money. And sometimes you give them your change, other times you don't. And one time when you don't - because you actually don't have coins and handing him $10 would be extravagant and asking for change seems a little silly - the fucker abuses you.
That's right. He hasn't got a clue about your story, but he wants your money and he's all smiles until you say sorry mate. And then as you walk away he shouts at the distance between you that you are a selfish cunt.
I fucking love that. Makes my day.