Friday, December 30, 2005

The Ultimate Cure For Hiccups

Holy fuck. Forget ice cubes down the back and scaring people and paper bags over the head and drinking water upsidedown... have you ever tried any of those? They don't work. They just don't.

However, there is a fail safe way of getting rid of hiccups, and that is to administer orgasm. Fucking brilliant. It was hilarious - hysterical bouts of hiccups followed by light-bulb-over- the-head moment of random inspiration followed by application of said orgasm... and no hiccups!

Man, if I don't get a Nobel Prize for this...

3 comments:

Bird said...

I thought you had moulded genitals like action man.

Quick said...

Dear oh dear, don't you know anything? Every Action Man has, hidden away behind their right ear, a secret clitoris.

Guyana-Gyal said...

Hm, yes, you beat the scientists who studied the private lives of teaspoons...