Gross picture warning... oh. It's probably too late for that, innit. Oh well. Sorry.
If you've been reading the last couple of posts you'll know about me crying tears of blood after being hit in the eye with a... a rocket ship. That's right, I'm an astronaut who got poked in the eye with a cartoon space ship. Pretty huh?
4 comments:
owwwie! you shouldn't be allowed outside the house with that thing. i hope it doesn't hurt anymore.
was that international enough ? this IS the capital of europe calling, you know.
Tres international. Thank you :)
Yeah, coulda milked this one a lot, but the truth is that it doesn't hurt and my vision is normal... I'm a schmuck. I should have gone for the sympathy thing and asked random sexy people for sex because I have eye cancer and only minutes to live.
I think this is what startled the customers in the shop... chunk of furniture flies into my face, bounces off, I double over then leap into the air triumphantly going "YEEEEAAAAH! EYE PATCH! WOOHOO!" and start doing a happy dance while blood is leaking from my face.
Bleeding eyes are so hot right now.
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